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I tweeted on twitter.com
Them (sarcastically): "You're awesome." Me: "Yes I am. I'm overflowing with awesome. My awesome-o-meter goes to 11."
March 31 2009, 10:35pm | Comments
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I tweeted on twitter.com
*BEEP* *BEEP* Me: "Is that noise important?" Them: "Yup." Me: "What is it?" Them: "The alarm." Me: "Huh." *BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP*
March 31 2009, 10:23pm | Comments
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I tweeted on twitter.com
"Life is like shampoo: lather, rinse, repeat... until you run out." - Me
March 31 2009, 2:13pm | Comments
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I waxed poetic at walkingsaint.com
It's time for another epic tale of Burton's fight against an imaginary foe. Last time it was the check engine light. This time? His fight was with Gravity.You see, Burton is the sort of fellow…...
March 31 2009, 1:46pm | Comments
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I tweeted on twitter.com
I feel bad for venting to the guy on the phone about how I can't print that form because I don't have a printer; I went paperless years ago!
March 31 2009, 1:01pm | Comments
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I tweeted on twitter.com
Huh. I can't seem to recall ever seeing F trading higher than GM. What are the odds? #Ford
March 30 2009, 2:24pm | Comments
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I waxed poetic at walkingsaint.com
Volunteering (to be paid, of course)
In the news today is the now-infamous call by the White House for Rick Wagoner, CEO of GM, to resign. This doesn't bother me too much. I know he's been there for 32 years and…...
March 30 2009, 1:47pm | Comments
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I tweeted on twitter.com
Congrats to Sterling Savings Bank for today's "Commercial that made me laugh out loud". Can't find it online, tragically, but it was good!
March 30 2009, 1:45pm | Comments
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I tweeted on twitter.com
As I non-smoker, I don't mind smoking taxes and smoking bans. But at some point we're going to tax them into oblivion and lose the revenue.
March 30 2009, 1:41pm | Comments
